OK, don't think I'm hypocritical. Super Nude Hamster (SNH) is a hairless hamster. He gained bionic superpowers one fateful night after a radiation accident. He has literal iron fists and can fly, as well as shoot fire from his hands. He is the leader of Team Super.
- He lives in a secret cave in the middle of nowhere
- He has had many sidekicks, which will eventually get their own page.
- He, along with all his friends, eat pizza every night for dinner.
- The pizza guy's name is Jimmy. He has a wife and 2 kids and will never tell where he goes to deliver SNH's pizzas.
- He has an unhealthy addiction to hot cocoa (added on 4th anniversary, about 3 months ago.)